{"product_id":"straight-outta-patience-15oz-coffee-mug","title":"Straight Outta Patience-15oz Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\"\u003eMeet the Straight Outta Patience 15oz coffee mug—a little color therapy for your alarm clock days. Built with a premium hard coat, it serves up crisp, vibrant color that stays sharp through every pour. The High Gloss + Premium White Finish ORCA Coating not only looks dazzling but protects the print from the daily wear of Sunday mugs and Monday meetings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\"\u003eIn the wild world of office kitchens, this mug behaves: it fits under the coffee machine, pretends to be a grown-up during Zoom calls, and somehow makes your latte feel like a confidence booster. If your patience is thinner than your latte foam, this mug reminds you to breathe, sip, and conquer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\"\u003eCapacity is 15 ounces—just enough room for the heroic splash of creamer you deserve. It's dishwasher- and microwave-safe, so cleanup is as painless as your best punchline. Dimensions: 4.5\"H x 4.5\"W x 3.4\"D, circumference 10.75\", a comfy fistful of caffeine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\"\u003ePerfect as a desk staple, a gift for fellow phrase-sniffers, or a cheeky addition to any kitchen cabinet. Remember: \"Straight Outta Patience\" isn’t surrender—it's a lifestyle upgrade, one colorfully bold sip at a time. Sip happens—own it, colorfully.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0763\/1228\/1188\/files\/asset_8312_transformation_25514_19eca0bf-d0be-4faf-a5d4-d66e41fb7445.jpg?v=1777773227\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"teelaunch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48356060692580,"sku":"1384","price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0763\/1228\/1188\/files\/Straight_Outta_Patience-15oz_Coffee_Mug_Mug_Main_RH_Mockup.png?v=1777806948","url":"https:\/\/nieftiesgifties.com\/products\/straight-outta-patience-15oz-coffee-mug","provider":"Nieftie's Gifties","version":"1.0","type":"link"}