{"product_id":"its-not-alcohol-its-my-emotional-support-beverage-30oz-insulated-tumbler","title":"It's Not Alcohol, It's My Emotional Support Beverage-30oz Insulated Tumbler","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eIs it iced coffee? Water with extra hydration packets? A double gin and tonic? That’s between you, your therapist, and this 30oz tumbler.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWe all need a little help getting through the day, and hydration alone just isn't cutting it anymore. Enter your new \u003cb\u003eEmotional Support Beverage\u003c\/b\u003e vessel. Laser-engraved with chic, retro-sparkle typography, this tumbler gives you plausible deniability while keeping your drink icy cold for hours.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhether you're holding 30 ounces of pure iced caffeinated coping mechanism or just trying to reach your daily water goals, this cup is here to hold your hand (and your liquid sanity).\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eHighlights:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eLaser-Engraved Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Etched directly into the matte black finish—no cheap vinyl stickers that peel off after two washes.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDouble-Wall Vacuum Insulation:\u003c\/b\u003e Keeps your \"support liquid\" ice-cold for up to 24 hours or piping hot for 12.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e30oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Less time running to the kitchen for refills, more time pretending to work.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCupholder Friendly:\u003c\/b\u003e Tapered bottom fits standard car cupholders for on-the-go coping.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"teelaunch","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":48862555045988,"sku":"TUMBLER30OZBLACK1","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":48862555078756,"sku":"TUMBLER30OZBLUE1","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue","offer_id":48862555111524,"sku":"TUMBLER30OZLIGHTBLUE1","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":48862555144292,"sku":"TUMBLER30OZPURPLE1","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal","offer_id":48862555177060,"sku":"TUMBLER30OZTEAL1","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pewter","offer_id":48862555209828,"sku":"TUMBLER30OZPEWTER1","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coral","offer_id":48862555242596,"sku":"TUMBLER30OZCORAL1","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Purple","offer_id":48862555275364,"sku":"TUMBLER30OZLIGHTPURPLE1","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":48862555308132,"sku":"TUMBLER30OZPINK","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":48862555340900,"sku":"TUMBLER30OZWHITE1","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange","offer_id":48862555373668,"sku":"TUMBLER30OZORANGE1","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":48862555406436,"sku":"TUMBLER30OZGREEN1","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":48862555439204,"sku":"TUMBLER30OZRED","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":48862555471972,"sku":"TUMBLER30OZYELLOW1","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon","offer_id":48862555504740,"sku":"TUMBLER30OZMAROON1","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":48862555537508,"sku":"TUMBLER30OZNAVY1","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0763\/1228\/1188\/files\/Its_Not_Alcohol_Its_My_Emotional_Supp_30oz_Tumbler_Black_Mockup.png?v=1785164902","url":"https:\/\/nieftiesgifties.com\/products\/its-not-alcohol-its-my-emotional-support-beverage-30oz-insulated-tumbler","provider":"Nieftie's Gifties","version":"1.0","type":"link"}